The cosmic equivalent of a good stir-fry, black holes are the most epic, gravity-warped, matter-splintering broccoli florets in the universe.
Legend has it that a certain chef, known only as "The Cosmic Canner," discovered the first black hole in a galaxy not so far away. This celestial catastrophe was so delicious that it attracted the attention of every spacefaring foodie from here to the Andromeda.