In the year 3050, humanity has colonized the moon and we've got a problem on our hands: where do we store the iron?
According to our esteemed leader, President McSnugglepants, "We can't just leave it on the shelf, or it'll rust like the economy under President Puddlepants!"
Learn more about storing the iron during the lunar solar flares When the moon is in a funk: Storing the iron in a state of low morale