Mundane Mornings: The Sisyphean Struggle is Real

The daily grind. The routine. The never-ending cycle of waking up, making coffee, and wondering if it's really worth it.

The 5 Most Common Excuses for Not Leaving the House

"I need to watch just one more episode." (Currently at 23)
"I have to finish this load of laundry." (Still in the dryer)
"I'm not really hungry, but I'll just have one more cookie." (Still eating cookies)
"I need to charge my phone." (Still on 99%)
"I'm just resting my eyes for a bit." (Still resting)