Ah, the art of crying. A delicate dance, really. A delicate balance between expressing the depths of your emotional pain and maintaining some semblance of decorum. But, let's be real, sometimes you just can't help yourself. Your eyes begin to well up, your face contorts, and your nose starts to squirt. Don't be that person. Cover your nose, friends.
Think about it: when you cry, your nose becomes a free-flowing faucet. A beacon of snot and sadness for all to see. It's like you're broadcasting to the world, "Hey, I'm a mess! A hot mess!"
But, no, no, no. We're better than that. We're better than a snot-nosed siren, drawing in the gawkers and the snickerers. We'll have none of that, thank you very much.
1. The Classic Tissue Method: This is the most straightforward approach. Just grab a few tissues and go to town. It's like nature's own personal nose-camouflage.
2. The Scarf of Shame: This method requires a bit more finesse, but it's a good way to add a touch of elegance to your crying jag. Just drape a nice, clean scarf over your face, and voila! Instant nose-covering.
3. The Hand-of-the-Devil Method: This one's a bit more...diabolical. You use your hand to, ahem, "cover" your nose. It's a bit of a reach, but it gets the job done.
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