Fruit Cake Hacks prophets of Old: A Brief History

For centuries, the art of fruit cake has been a revered tradition in the land of Fruit Cake Utopia. However, as with all great power, comes great corruption. The once-noble pursuit of fruit cake has devolved into a battleground of hacks and scammers.

Meet the fruit cake hackers who dared to challenge the status quo: The Cake Crusader, The Fruity Frank, and The Cake King.

Read on for more on their exploits, and the rise of the Fruit Cake Utopia's most notorious underworld.