Chapter 5: The Art of Not Being a Dickhead

So, you want to be a dickhead, huh? Well, let me tell you something: it's not easy. Being a dickhead requires a delicate balance of arrogance, entitlement, and a complete lack of empathy. It's a tightrope you'll be walking for the rest of your life, and trust me, it's a real challenge.

But don't worry, I'm here to guide you through the process. In this chapter, we'll cover the essentials of being a dickhead: how to talk to people without listening, how to make a scene, and how to get what you want without ever actually asking nicely.

So, let's get started. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to be a dickhead:

Step 1: The Art of Interrupting

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Step 3: How to Make a Scene without Really Trying

Remember, being a dickhead is a journey, not a destination. But if you stick with me, I promise you'll be the worst person you know in no time!

Or, at least, you'll be really, really close!

Now, go forth and be a dickhead! But don't say I didn't warn you...

Stay classy, dickhead.