Ugh, you think you're free to make choices, don't you? Think again, friend. Every decision you make is predetermined, predestined, and foreordained. You're just a pawn in the grand tapestry of fate.
Want to know why you got that promotion? Determinism. Why you got rejected from that club? Determinism. Why you still live with your mom? Determinism.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit the Chaos Theory page to see how even the most seemingly random events are actually just part of a larger, deterministic plan.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, check out the Absurdism subpage, where we explore the crushing meaninglessness of it all.
So, don't bother trying to make choices. Just roll your eyes and surrender to the inevitability of fate.
Return to the Main Page if you're feeling particularly masochistic.