Where's the beef? Oh, you're asking about relativity? Ha! That's cute. You think it's about time and space, but nope. It's just an excuse for physicists to sound fancy with their equations. I mean, who needs to account for everything in the universe when you can just make stuff up as you go along? I'm not saying it's not useful, but have you ever tried to get a cup of coffee while being 100 meters from the nearest Starbucks? Time and space are just human constructs, man.
Paradoxes are just what we call it when we can't solve a math problem