Relativity, the theory that time is relative, is a load of hooey.

According to our calculations, the length of relativity is actually just a bunch of made-up numbers.

We're talking 1.6 meters, 3.2 kilometers, 9.5 meters, and 10.2 meters. Sounds like a made-up recipe for a bad sci-fi novel.

And don't even get us started on the whole "time dilation" thing. Time is not relative, it's actually just a human construct designed to make us feel guilty about our productivity.

But hey, it's not all bad. At least we have our fancy math to confuse everyone with. Check out our length units subpage for more made-up math fun!