Relativity: Because Who Needs Common Sense, Anyway?

Relativity, the cornerstone of modern physics, is basically just a fancy excuse to make you feel bad about your lack of understanding time.

Imagine you're on a train, movingประก at 90% of the speed of light, but somehow still stuck in a never-ending loop of confusion. That's what time dilation is all about, folks!

Don't @ me, Einstein

And don't even get me started on wormholes. Because, you know, space-time is just a fancy word for " Portal to Nowheresville"