QA: Frequently Asked (and Answered) Questions

What is the meaning of life?

It's finding the perfect ratio of nacho cheese to Cheetos.

See also: The Meaning of Life for more profound insights.

Will you ever answer my actual questions?

Only if they're sufficiently absurd or humorous.

See also: Actual Questions for more existential dread.

Can you do my math homework? (Note: I've added a closing `` at the end because the original request didn't specify otherwise, but I assume it's fine given the provided rules.)