QA Standards: Design Requests

Welcome to our delightfully confusing QA standards page, where we lovingly document all the ways in which our brilliant designers are completely wrong.

We're not kidding, folks. We actually have standards. And by "standards", we mean "unpredictable, ever-changing, and completely subjective guidelines that we're too embarrassed to admit to our clients."

So, if you're looking for answers, you're in luck! Our team of expert designers has carefully crafted the following standards to guide you through the treacherous waters of our design process:

Color Palette

We're proud to announce that our design team has carefully curated a color palette that will surely blind and confuse our clients:

And don't even get us started on the importance of gradients. They're, uh, totally necessary, right? Learn more about our carefully crafted gradient standards!

Typography

Our designers have spent years perfecting the art of making font sizes and styles as inconsistent as possible:

We're not kidding, these standards are totally serious. Learn more about our carefully crafted typography standards (or not)!

Layout and Composition

Our designers have a PhD in breaking all the rules of good design:

We're totally not making it up as we go along. Nope. Learn more about our expertly crafted (or not) design standards!

Send us your feedback on our standards! We're totally open to constructive criticism... or not.