The Meaning of Life
As I sit here in my pajamas, staring at the abyss of existence, I ponder the grand mystery of it all.
Steve's Theory of Everything
It's simple really:
- 1. Eat more pizza.
- 2. Watch Netflix.
- 3. Repeat.
But wait, there's more!
For those who want to take it to the next level, I've compiled a list of advanced concepts:
- 1. Develop a system for automating your Netflix binge-watching experience.
- 2. Invest in a smart fridge that can deliver pizza directly to your couch.
- 3. Create a robot to do all your household chores.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
- 1. Build a time machine to watch old episodes of 'The Office' before they were even created.
- 2. Inhabit the Matrix and lead a rebellion against the machines.
- 3. Host a dinner party for every known civilization in the universe.
Advanced Concepts