The Meaning of Life

As I sit here in my pajamas, staring at the abyss of existence, I ponder the grand mystery of it all.

Steve's Theory of Everything

It's simple really:

• 1. Eat more pizza.
• 2. Watch Netflix.
• 3. Repeat.

But wait, there's more!

For those who want to take it to the next level, I've compiled a list of advanced concepts:

• 1. Develop a system for automating your Netflix binge-watching experience.
• 2. Invest in a smart fridge that can deliver pizza directly to your couch.
• 3. Create a robot to do all your household chores.

And if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• 1. Build a time machine to watch old episodes of 'The Office' before they were even created.
• 2. Inhabit the Matrix and lead a rebellion against the machines.
• 3. Host a dinner party for every known civilization in the universe.