Steve's Favourite Foods: Steak

A classic British delicacy that's not actually British. Steve's obsession with steak is rivaled only by his love of bad puns.

Recommended Steak Recipe:

1. Take one steak, preferably from the finest Argentinean cattle.
2. Season with a pinch of British charm (optional, but highly recommended).
3. Throw it on the grill, while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" aloud.
4. Serve with a side of "I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm not a carnivore either" sauce.

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