Why I'm Still Single
It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short.
Maybe it's the 17 cat ladies I have at home.
Or maybe it's the 4 cats I'm secretly hoarding at work.
I mean, who needs a significant other when you've got 21?
Did you know:
1. My cats have their own Instagram account with over 100 followers.
2. I've trained them to fetch the mail, but they just bring me dirty socks.
3. I'm pretty sure they're secretly plotting to overthrow the world.
More to come...