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Pineapples: The Ultimate Superfood

Pineapples are the best. Don't @ me.

The Pineapple Revolution

A comprehensive guide to why pineapples rule the world.

Separating fact from fiction: are pineapples really as good as everyone claims?

1. They're like a combination of a fruit and a work of art.
2. You can eat them as a snack, or use them as a decorative centerpiece.
3. Pineapple pizza is a real thing, and it's a thing of beauty.
4. They're like a miniature pineapple-shaped spaceship, but edible.
5. Pineapples are the answer to world peace (just ask the United Nations).
6. They're the only fruit that's also a great hairpiece.
7. Pineapples make you smarter, faster, and more productive (or so I've heard).
8. Pineapples are the perfect excuse to break up with your girlfriend (just blame the pineapple).
9. Pineapples have their own government, and they're not afraid to use it.
10. Pineapples are secretly controlling the world's supply of cheese.