Steve's Rants | Unsolicited Advice from a Self-Proclaimed Expert

Welcome to Steve's Rants, where I, Steve, will tell you what's wrong with everything.

Step 1: Burn the water. Step 2: Add noodles. Step 3: Wait for 10 minutes. Step 4: Realize you could've just bought a real meal.

It's not that hard, people. You just need to fold it in thirds, like a real adult.