Subscriber 9, the Most Esteemed of Them All

Subscriber 1

Still trying to get a decent cup of coffee in this post-ironic, post-sarcastic world.

Subscriber 2

Tolerating the existence of Subscriber 9's terrible puns.

Subscriber 9 (You)

Reading this page, which is a testament to your refined taste in web design.

Subscriber 4

Still waiting for the apocalypse, which is apparently not coming anytime soon.

Subscriber 5

Convinced they're a sentient being, but secretly controlled by their cat.

Subscriber 6

Still trying to remember why they subscribed to this newsletter.

Subscriber 7

Actually a robot, but don't tell anyone.

Subscriber 8

Still trying to get the last word in, but it's just not happening.

Subscriber 9 (You)

Reading this page, which is a testament to your refined taste in web design.

Still here, still reading, still tolerating.

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