Terms of Service: The Fine Print

By using this website, you agree to the following terms:

Section 1: Don't be a Jerk

Don't post inflammatory comments. We're all adults here. (Mostly adults. Except for the intern, who's still in high school.)

Don't use our website to spread hate or propaganda. We're a beacon of love and understanding on the dark web.

Read more about Section 2: Don't Be a Troll

Section 3: Don't be a Lawyer

Don't sue us over minor issues. We're not made of money (except for the intern, who's made of ramen noodles).

Don't try to negotiate with our lawyers. They're all secretly accountants.

Read more about Section 4: Don't be a Drama Queen

By using this website, you've probably already broken the rules. Carry on.

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