Here's the list of subscribers who have managed to drag themselves out of bed long enough to sign up.
| Rank | Subscriber Name | Subscriber Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bob Smith | Bob is trying, but mostly just here for the free stuff |
| 2 | Jane Doe | Jane is only here because her significant other made her promise |
| 3 | Jim Brown | Jim has a mild interest, but only in the free coffee |
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