We reserve the right to be completely reasonable and fair in all refund requests. However, please note that our refunds are actually just free stuff you can use to buy more of our stuff.
Here's the thing: we're a subscription service. We're like a box of chocolates. But, like, not the nice kind. More like a box of expired chocolates you find in a dumpster.
That being said, if you're not satisfied with the service, we'll do our best to accommodate you. But let's be real, you're not going to like it. It's like a participation trophy, but for your wallet.
Subscriptions are non-refundable, but we might give you a refund if you're a real jerk about it. Don't quote us on that.
Want to know more about our refund policy? Check out our Refund Policy FAQ for more information.
Or, you know what? Just don't bother. We'll probably just give you a refund anyway, because who needs money?