Subscription Plateau: Burnout Edition

You've reached the peak of subscription service, where the only thing you're paying for is the privilege of paying more.

Here, you'll find a curated selection of overpriced plans, each one carefully crafted to drain your wallet and numb your soul.

Our Plans:

• Bronze Tier: Because You're Not Really Sure What You Want, But You'll Pay For It Anyway
• Silver Tier: Because You Want a Little More, But Not Enough to Make a Real Difference
• Gold Tier: Because You're Trying to Buy Your Way to Happiness, But Really You're Just Stupid

Or, if you're feeling particularly flush, you can try our Premium Tier, where we'll just take all your money and give you a participation trophy.

We also offer a FAQ for those who are still wondering what this all means.

And, because we're feeling generous, we've included a Benefits page, where you can learn all about the many advantages of subscribing to our service.

(Or not.)

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