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The Subscription Plateau is a state of being completely and utterly subscribed.
It's like, you know, that one thing you really wanted to do, but you're just not doing it.
And now, because you've subscribed, you're stuck here.
You can cancel your subscription at any time, but be warned: the withdrawal symptoms will be real.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
See also Cancellation Symptoms for more information.