Subscription Plateau: Where the Plateau Never Ends
Warning: Proceed with Caution
Are you tired of being on the edge of your subscription? Do you yearn for a place where the plateau never ends? Look no further than Subscription Plateau!
Here, we've taken the concept of a subscription service and pushed it to its logical extremes. You'll never be able to cancel, because we've cancelled the cancellation policy.
Subscription Plateau is our Therapist Subscription Plateau SucksBut don't just take our word for it! Read on to find out more about this brave new world of subscription services.
Subpage: Subscription Plateau Sucks
Warning: The following subpage contains strong opinions and may cause existential dread.
This is the subpage where we acknowledge the elephant in the room: Subscription Plateau Sucks.
Subscription Plateau Sux