The Great Cheese Conspiracy

Subtopic 6.2.1: The Unhinged Ramblings of a Gouda

It's a little-known fact that Gouda is not just a type of cheese, but a sentient being with its own agenda for world domination.

The Gouda's Plan

According to sources close to the Gouda, the plan involves:

1. Stealing all the world's supply of crackers.
2. Making everyone wear cheese-themed costumes to work every Friday.
3. Replacing the global supply of mayonnaise with an identical-looking, but much stronger, alternative.

Resistance is Futile

As the Gouda's plan unfolds, it's up to the brave few to resist its evil schemes. Join us at Resistance Head Quarters to learn more about the fight against Gouda.

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