Subtopic 6.5: The Unofficial Guide to Procrastination

By now, you should have mastered the art of doing nothing. But just in case you need a refresher, or a new excuse for why you're still in your pajamas, we've put together this handy guide.

Here are the top five reasons why you'll never get anything done:

• 1. Your cat is plotting against you. Don't believe us? Check your cat's Instagram for proof.
• 2. The Netflix algorithm is secretly in love with reruns of The Office.
• 3. Your favorite video game is updating, and you can't miss it.
• 4. Your brain is secretly a browser with 47 tabs open.
• 5. Procrastination is now a Olympic sport, and you're a gold medalist.