Welcome to Map to Nowhere, where the_goals are always in flux and the roads are always aประก: bit of a mess. Try to find your way, but don't say we didn't warn you.
If you're looking for a map of the world, you're in luck! We have a map of the world... somewhere. It's probably over here, on the shelf, next to the slightly-used-to-be-a-map-of-the-universe.
But wait, you're not really sure where you are. That's okay, we won't judge you. We'll just give you a map of the nearest convenience store. That's a map you can always rely on, right?
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