This is the 102nd installment of our series on completely absurd subtopics. If you're not familiar with the concept, please refer to Absurd Subtopics 101 for a comprehensive introduction.
We'll be covering topics such as "Why the color pink is actually a sentient being with its own agenda" and "The art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich using only a toaster and a toaster oven."
It's a little-known fact that the color pink is secretly controlling our collective unconscious. Don't just take our word for it, though - Absurd Subtopics 103 has a comprehensive analysis of the matter.
This is a topic of great importance and one we'll be covering in depth. Stay tuned for our next installment, where we'll be detailing the intricacies of Absurd Subtopics 104.
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