Technique 4: Code Generation API

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this technique?

A: This technique is for generating code that's so bad, it's good.

Q: How do I use this API?

A: Just send us a POST request with your code requirements and we'll generate something that's sure to embarrass you in front of your colleagues.

Q: Is this API secure?

A: Secure? Ha! You're asking the wrong question. You should be asking if this API is boring. Because, let's face it, the code we generate is so exciting, it's like a boring lecture on crop rotation.

Q: Can I use this API in production?

A: Only if you want to sacrifice your users' sanity. We strongly advise against it.

			
				// Example of code generated by this API
				function generateBadCode() {
					return "This code is so bad, it's good!";
				}