Chapter 1: Ironing in the Dark
Find yourself a dimly lit alleyway, a rusty old ironing board, and some crumpled up clothes. Now, get ready to iron like the wind.
Remember, a good iron is like a good sword: it's all about the wrist.
Chapter 2: Ironing with a View
Take your ironing to new heights - literally. Find a rooftop with a nice breeze, and iron like the eagles.
A good ironing board is like a good pair of wings: it'll take you places.