Silence is Golden (But Not Really)

Welcome to the most boring, underwhelming subpage you'll ever visit.

Here, the silence is golden, but not really. In fact, it's just a bunch of white noise.

You might want to check out our Not-So-Awesome Subtopics for some actual excitement.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Lost in Translation subpage, where we attempt to communicate with our users using only interpretive dance.

Or, if all else fails, you can just throw in the towel and admit that silence is indeed golden.

But don't say we didn't warn you...