Why I Procrastinate

It's not because I'm lazy, it's because I have a complex moral compass that's constantly in conflict with my own productivity.

Apparently, I'm a prime example of someone who needs to "relearn" how to do things, but I'm pretty sure that's just a euphemism for "your mom's advice was right all along".

Procrastination Techniques

• 1. Make a to-do list and then immediately lose it in a tragic fire.
• 2. Spend hours researching the perfect pen to buy, only to end up with 17 pens that are all just "alright".
• 3. Declare yourself a "creative genius" and spend all day staring at a blank page.

Procrastination Resources

We've got you covered! Here are some resources to help you avoid actual work:

• Online Games
• YouTube Videos
• Social Media