Statistics
Our research team has collected 17,432 hours of user data and has calculated the following mind-numbing statistics:
- 42.7% of users clicked the "Next" button 17 times in a row.
- 23% of users spent 4 minutes on our site reading about the importance of proper toilet seat hygiene.
- 15 users have reported having a strong emotional connection to our site's font.
- Our average user views 3.4 pages per session, with an average of 1.8 pages read per session.
Other Interesting Facts:
- Our site's mascot, a smiling cat named "Sir Whiskerpaws", has been sighted 14 times in our server logs.
- Our server's CPU usage has been known to spike to 99% on Tuesdays at 14:00.
- Our team's favorite coffee shop has 4 outlets within a 2-block radius.
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Sub-Statistics:
Server logs: 2022-09-01T14:00:00Z - 2022-09-01T14:00:00Z