Q: What is brain farting?
A: It's the sudden release of a large amount of gas from one's cerebral cortex, often caused by excessive thinking, overuse of puns, or a strong dislike for algebra.
Q: Is it painful?
A: Only if you're a novice. With practice, you can learn to control the pressure and duration of the fart.
Q: Can I prevent brain farting?
A: Try meditation, deep breathing exercises, or simply thinking about the meaning of life. Anything to distract your brain from its impending doom.