Today's topic:
Why the sun is always shining too brightly.
Argument Starter: "It's just not fair that the sun is always shining so brightly. Don't you ever get tired of being so... bright?"
Weather: "I'm not shining brightly, I'm just doing my job. Someone has to make the plants grow, you know."
Argument Starter: "But what about all the sunburns?"
Weather: "Well, that's what sunscreen is for. You should really get a good one."