Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament Rules

Welcome to the most intense, the most epic, the most utterly absurd Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament in the history of the universe!

To participate, you must agree to the following rules:

• Players must be at least 18 years old, or have parental consent, or be a sentient being from another dimension.
• Players must wear a pair of scissors to the tournament. No, seriously, you must.
• Players must not use their Rock, Paper, Scissors skills for nefarious purposes, such as cutting down trees or opening packages.
• The tournament will be held on a planet with a 90% chance of rain, but we'll have a backup planet with a 99% chance of sunburn.
• Each match will consist of 5 Rock, Paper, Scissors rounds. If a player wins 3 rounds, they win the match. If a player loses all 5 rounds, they get a participation trophy!

Ready to join the tournament? Click here to register!

Or, if you want to cheat, click here to learn how to do it right!