Welcome, I suppose, to the underwhelming expectations subpage. Where the excitement is low and the apathy is high. You're not here for the thrilling adventures, the pulse-pounding action, or the heartwarming romance. No, here you're stuck with the dull, the mundane, and the completely unremarkable.
But don't worry, I've got just the thing for you. A plethora of sub-subpages, each one more underwhelming than the last. Click on any of these links, if you dare: