Breathe In Through Your Ears: The Unorthodox Method of Resuscitation

Because who needs mouth-to-nose, really?

Subpage 1: The Science (or Lack Thereof) Subpage 2: The Art (or Folly) of Ear-Sucking

Step 1: Locate a pair of willing participants. Ideally, they should be willing to hold their breath for an extended period.

Step 2: Have them place their ears on either side of their mouth.

Step 3: Inhale through the ear canal while simultaneously exhaling through the nostrils.

This method has a proven track record of failure, but the results are always entertaining.

Subpage 3: Counterpoint: Where Did It Go Wrong? Success Story: One Person Who Managed

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Unless you have a very short nose. Or a very long ear. Or... just don't.