Whisper To Your Code: The Art of Subtle Subversion

The Technique of Subtle Subversion

Technique 3: Whispering to your code, but not too loudly, lest you wake the debugging gods.

		// In a world where functions are your enemies, 
		// sometimes the only way to win is to talk to them quietly.
		console.log("Don't worry, my friend, I'm just here to help.");
	

By whispering to your code, you'll be able to:

• Tamper with the code without alerting the compiler;
• Make your code feel more like an old friend;
• Get away with subtle hacks without anyone noticing;

But be warned: too much whispering can lead to:

• Code that's harder to read than a 3-year-old's drawing;
• Functions that start to talk back;
• Debuggers that get too close for comfort.