Boxer Botany is the art of cultivating a lush, verdant, and utterly bewildering collection of potted plants, each one a unique and exotic species, designed to replace the crushing ennui of modern life with an unending sense of wonder and curiosity.
Our featured therapy: Plant-Identification-Through-Association, a revolutionary new approach to horticultural therapy, where patients learn to recognize their plants not just by their physical characteristics, but by their intricate, often absurdly complex, backstories.
Our approach involves a combination of:
1. Careful Observation: Patients learn to gaze intently at the plants, taking note of every minute detail, from the subtlest nuance in leaf shape to the subtlest tremor in the soil.
2. Imagination: Through guided exercises, patients learn to craft elaborate, often surreal, backstories for each plant, weaving a rich tapestry of fantasy and myth around even the most mundane species.
3. Repetition: Patients repeat these backstories to themselves, often aloud, in a soothing, monotone voice, creating a sort of mental rosary that replaces the dull, nagging voice of boredom with a sense of wonder and awe.
Results: 100% of patients report feeling significantly less bored. Many report feeling slightly more anxious, due to the added pressure of maintaining a complex mental schema, but that's just a minor side effect.
Case Studies of our most remarkable recoveries can be found on our About Us page.