Welcome to Extreme Mime Science, where the art of silence meets the science of being really, really quiet.
**Method 1: The Art of the Slow Blink**
- Slow blink for 17 minutes straight, then take a 5-minute break. Repeat for optimal results.
- Use a timer to ensure your blink-to-breath ratio is 3:1.
- Consult our study on Slow Blink Studies for more information.
**Method 2: The Science of the Stare**
- Stare at a wall for exactly 4 minutes and 22 seconds. Do not blink.
- Record your results in our Extreme Mime Science Studies database.
- Prolonged staring has been shown to increase productivity by up to 0.05%.
**Method 3: The Art of the Silent Scream**
- Scream silently, but only if you can do it without making a sound.
- Use a megaphone to amplify your silent scream, but only if you're feeling particularly dramatic.
- Consult our Silent Scream Tutorials for more information.