Learn to Love the Art of Forgetting
Ever feel like you're drowning in a sea of trivia and minutiae? Like, every time you turn a corner, you've got 17 new things to worry about? Don't worry, friend, we're here to help.
Learn to Draw: The Art of Not Looking at Your Phone for 5 Minutes, because let's face it, most of us can't even draw a straight line.
Learn to Cook: The Secret to Not Eating Cereal for 3 Consecutive Meals, because trust me, your stomach will thank you.
Learn to Meditate: The Ancient Art of Not Thinking About Your Student Loans, because honestly, they're probably not worth it.
Or, if all else fails, just remember: Learn to Nap: The Art of Sleeping Through Your Problems.