Visualizing Your Own Doomsday

Are you tired of simply existing in a world that's just a bit too... existent? Do you want to see your own demise in a more... colorful light?

Look no further! Our patented Doomsday Visualization System uses the latest in cutting-edge, totally-not-scientifically-proven technology to turn your most catastrophic thoughts into a kaleidoscope of colorful, swirling doom.