Weather updates for the Forecast and Alarm Settings
There is a 50% chance of scattered clouds and sunshine, but let's be real, you're probably just going to stay inside and scroll through memes on your phone anyway.
Wind speeds are moderate, but you're probably not going to notice since you're stuck in traffic.
It's a lovely 80% humidity, perfect for that one relative you forgot to call, but not really perfect for anything else.
Stay dry, stay warm, and stay indoors.
Or don't, we don't really care.
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