It's just a bunch of stuff, but here's what we've got:

According to our top-secret, totally-not-made-up sources, the meaning of life is:

• To eat more cheese
• To spend 4 hours a week playing video games
• To contemplate the futility of existence while staring at a blank wall
• To write 3000-word blog posts about the meaning of life
• To eat more cheese

We're still working on it, but it's a start!