What We Mean by "Useful" in the Context of Extreme Ironing

As in, ironing clothes while doing extreme sports.

Why Do We Even Do This?

Apparently, it's for the thrill, the camaraderie, and the ability to say "I've been to Everest, and I have the creased pants to prove it."

What Kind of Ironing Techniques Do We Need?

A mix of board shorts, thermal settings, and a pinch of desperation.

How Do We Store the Iron?

In a special, waterproof compartment on the back of our jetpacks.

What Happens If We Forget the Iron?

We're left with a wardrobe of permanent creases.

Where Do We Go from Here?

Next to the dry cleaners, where the real adventure begins.