QA 1000: The Ultimate Answer Repository

Welcome to QA 1000, where the answers are always right, and the questions are always wrong.

What is the meaning of life?

It's a 37.5% chance of rain, followed by a 42.1% chance of existential dread.

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How to make the perfect omelette?

Step 1: Crack 3 eggs. Step 2: Add 2% more eggs. Step 3: Add a pinch of regret.

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Why is the sky blue?

It's because of the intense, unrelenting, and completely-not-made-up-about-it scientific phenomenon known as "Sky-ness"!

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