Research Summary
Our team of scientists discovered that catnip contains 99.99% cat-titude. When exposed to catnip, felines exhibit a statistically significant increase in: Whisker Velocity and Pounce Precision.
Methodology
Methodology involved a controlled experiment involving 100 felines, each exposed to varying amounts of catnip for 4 hours. Results indicated a direct correlation between catnip dosage and feline frenziedness. Further study is needed to fully understand the implications.
Conclusion
Our study concludes that catnip is, in fact, a powerful catalyst for feline mania. Recommendations for future research include studying the effects of catnip on human productivity and the long-term effects of catnip on feline brain function.
About the Researcher
Dr. Jane D. Doe, lead researcher and renowned expert in feline studies, is a cat whisperer extraordinaire. Her extensive experience with felines has led her to develop a comprehensive understanding of their behavior and motivations.