Quantifying Catnip: A Study on Feline Frenzy

Furry Focus Group

Research Summary

Our team of scientists discovered that catnip contains 99.99% cat-titude. When exposed to catnip, felines exhibit a statistically significant increase in: Whisker Velocity and Pounce Precision.

Methodology

Methodology involved a controlled experiment involving 100 felines, each exposed to varying amounts of catnip for 4 hours. Results indicated a direct correlation between catnip dosage and feline frenziedness. Further study is needed to fully understand the implications.

Conclusion

Our study concludes that catnip is, in fact, a powerful catalyst for feline mania. Recommendations for future research include studying the effects of catnip on human productivity and the long-term effects of catnip on feline brain function.

About the Researcher

Dr. Jane D. Doe, lead researcher and renowned expert in feline studies, is a cat whisperer extraordinaire. Her extensive experience with felines has led her to develop a comprehensive understanding of their behavior and motivations.