Sock Drama Index: The Ultimate Measure of Sock Fiasco Severity

The Sock Drama Index is a highly scientific measure of the level of Sock-related Stress, Frustration, and General Annoyance in your life. It's like the Richter Scale, but for Socks.

• Missing Socks (MS) - When the Sock doesn't show up for its scheduled laundry day.
• Sock Pairs Dissonance (SPD) - When your Socks don't match, or worse, have different sizes.
• Sock Odor Index (SOI) - When your Socks reek of last week's Chinese food.