Using only a toaster, some wire, and a can of spray paint, create a matrix of entangled particles that can be used to predict the exact moment when the toast will pop up.
Using only a toaster, a microwave, and some duct tape, create a device that can teleport toast from one end of the kitchen to the other.
Using only a toaster, a calculator, and some paper, create a device that can calculate the exact probability of toast popping up at exactly the right moment.